Putting Ourselves First

Hillingdon Conservatories are proud of our record: higher deficits than neighbouring boroughs, financial ruin protected, and more cash delivered to external consultants than anyone else. We're running away from fiscal reality and basic competence, because for us, it’s all about Putting Ourselves First."

The Pot, The Kettle &

The Hospital Decision

This track reveals the truth behind the leaflets: the Mount Vernon panic is just a cynical stunt to get your email address and drown out the noise of the Council’s budget crashing down.

A Hole Where A Garden Grew

A satirical ballad telling the true story of our community’s heartbreak and anger after Hillingdon Council decided to close a beloved therapeutic garden. The song captures the frustration at being ignored and the deep sense of loss for the sanctuary that was destroyed.

The Mount Vernon Manoeuvre

Exposing the crusade for what it really is: a manufactured crisis designed to harvest your data and feed a political narrative that contradicts the clinical facts. It highlights how local Conservatives are using healthcare fear-mongering to distract you from their own 14-year failure to rebuild the hospital and the catastrophic financial reality facing the Council